One can’t help but hear the name Chris ChristiE all over the airwaves. He’s being accused of being in on a scam that shut down the lanes of the George Washington bridge in order to create a four-day traffic jam to punish a local mayor who failed to endorse him in last year’s election.
I don’t know if its true or not and quite frankly I’m really not interested except that all this publicity began to make me curious. I mean now with the the spotlight on him I couldn’t ignore my feelings about him. Why do I find him so unappealing? Why does he rub me the wrong way? Why do I feel like punching his lights out? I’m not particularly proud of how I react to him. I would like to love and appreciate everyone…but sometimes, well its really a challenge. So naturally I was driven to check out his birth time. What stellar influence was causing me this agida?
Was it because of his obvious weight problem? I had to answer no to this question. There are a lot of overweight people who don’t evoke the same feelings in me. So I took to the ephemeris and checked out the planets for the day of his birth. It seems there is no birth time on record for him but I was able to get his day of birth. Christi’s was born on September 6th, 1962. So I looked for the obvious hard aspects that might validate his annoying personae.
His Virgo Sun conjuncts Pluto
– This aspect is commonly found in the charts of people who need to be in control. These planets in Virgo indicate that little things mean a lot to Chris. Jupiter just magnifies this personality trait. So I feel its safe to say that Chris would not be able to hide the fact that he is a control freak and a bit of an arrogant egomaniac. I mean, there would be no room for human error with this guy. I think its safe to say its his way or the highway. A lost paperclip would be enough to send him into a tail spin especially since his Mercury, planet of communication squares aggressive and forceful Mars. Tongue lashings are like a walk in the park for this guy. Christi considers every political debate his own private boxing ring where his lightning quick comebacks act like a fighters left hook. In my opinion Chris Christi is so defensive that if you looked at him cross eyed he’d be ready to throw the first punch.
Christi’s planetary karma seems to have had quite an affect on his appetite as well, but I’m not going to go there right now. I just don’t think its fair to hit a guy when he’s down.