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The Uranus Pluto transit hits the charts of my immediate family, hard. One way or the other, we’re all prepared and that’s good because at this point, the process has begun.
The recent changes around here have prompted me to dialogue with various people about things I never thought I’d speak to them about. I’m talking about my husband quite a bit, where he’s usually on the periphery. Specifically, I’ve been called to outline some of his idiosyncrasies, or his unconventional thinking and I realize in this process, how glad and grateful I am that he is the way he is.
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With Mars retrograde aspecting Uranus in Aries, people have short fuses.
Mars is also in hard aspect to Venus, Chiron and Neptune.
Combine that with the fact we’ve got a stellium in Aries and anyway you turn it, a lot of people will be gunning for a fight.
If you have Libra in your chart or peace-keeping skills of any kind, they’re badly needed so step up and help out if you can.
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I don’t even know how to describe this powerball. $540 million dollars is mindbogglingly big. Jupiter is SO in Taurus but beyond that I’m not really sure what explains this lottery breaking world records. Not Pluto in Cap. Or Saturn in Libra. The only thing that makes sense is Uranus in explosive Aries, Que Star Trek…”Where no man has gone before”. That is all Uranus in Aries. And of course Neptune does dissolve boundaries and since he is in his home sign he will dissolve where ever he sees fit especially if it is mindbogglingly odd.
Here’s the chart for tonight’s draw. I think there will be a winner(s). If not, hold on to your seat, it will be close to a billion dollars next week. Too bad the Dodgers sold, the winner could have bought them.
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I’d been tracking the role of Freemasonic connections in the Trayvon Martin case, starting with Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Louis Farakhan and even Spike Lee. In the newsletter, I had made a connection between Albert Pike and his end-time game plan, which would include the desecration of Christianity (Kony 2012 and the collapse of Jason Russell–with more to follow), WWIII (Syria/Iran) and race conflict and strife in the USA, something that Pike as founder of the KKK would know all-too-well. We can see the racial fires getting stoked in Sanford, thanks mainly to the aforementioned agents of chaos pouring gasoline on the smoldering beach fires.
Well, it seems like those fellows weren’t alone. Here’s Trayvon Martin’s father, “Tracy” clearly displaying his fraternal colors.
Once again, the mists of Neptune and Chiron circulate and swirl around the …
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| PM David Cameron was last spotted eating a Cornish pasty two years ago. |
Ooo – the spin doctors have been getting themselves in a twist this week here in Blighty.
I’ll explain briefly for my non-UK readers.
First, Chancellor George Osborne cut the top rate of tax for the very, very wealthy. Since he himself, the prime minister and a lot of their friends fall into this bracket, it didn’t look too good, while the rest of the country is experiencing “austerity measures”.
Another result of the budget was a tax on hot take-away food. This rapidly turned into “pastygate” and resulted in the ridiculous spectacle of a load of politicians competing to see who could eat the most plebeian food. Sausage rolls or Cornish pasties (geddit).
Then (more on the theme of food) the Prime Minister David …
Despite some confusing aspects during the day, we can still plan for a positive day. Near dinner, a generous trine forms between Luna and witty Mercury, which helps us to experience our experience from a different view. If moodiness tries to steer us during this sensitive Cancer Moon, be sure to wear energy-protective gear to repel unwelcome feedback. And remember to spend quality time alone, to replenish what feels empty. “I prefer you to make mistakes in kindness than work miracles in unkindness.” Mother Teresa of Calcutta. Tarot guidance from Ace of Wands rx, Magician rx: We’re not prepared for unseen mishaps.…
This polarity is the service/sacrifice duo. In extreme expression Virgo can be hyper-critical and Pisces hyper-gullible, but we seldom see the extremes expressed entirely since all people have many variables in their charts. Virgo equates to the sixth house, so planets in that house will have Virgo energy overlaid; Pisces is associated with the twelfth house, and any planets there will take on a Piscean flavor.
Virgo has an innate drive to perfection and has a hard time overlooking what is “flawed.” Since this is impartial, people with an abundance of this expression will turn it inward, as well, so we also see a great deal of self-flagellation, too. It, along with Capricorn, is a classic low self-esteem sign. Virgo energy is very aware of its own short-comings. The urge to be useful is strong. There is no compunction …
Venus moves into Gemini on April 3rd. Love gets lighter, brighter and chattier. Gemini is about options. It’s about communicating with as many people as possible in order to make a decision. The thing is, with Gemini the decision making … Continue reading →…
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