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“Your voice is like thunder booming across the land,” I told the soldier. “You are so loud.”
“P, it is you who is scary and we both know it’s true.”
“Why do you want a woman who is scary, anyway? Why would that be?”
“Because she’s pretty and she’s nice most of the time.”
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