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So Neptune is in Pisces.
Neptune in Aqua gave us the internet…
Neptune has Magic Powers,
or does it? After all it’s one slippery little fish…
What did Neptune in Capricorn give us? Could it be… shoulder pads…
and um corporate dressing? Haha! With Neptune moving signs our ideas about glamor will change…
As many Astrologers have noted, Neptune has not been in Pisces since the Civil War.
Whose dreams will be fulfilled?
I really like seeing Neptune at home in Pisces,
It gives me the sense that magic, real magic can take place,
While Cappys climb, plummet, and achieve,
Aquarians wake from their slumber,
Virgos don their strangely colored glasses,
Aries take a last look around and rev their engines,
Taurus try the local delicacy of the strange lands they are wandering through,
Libras are more true to themselves than ever,
Scorpios’ relax and enjoy (whatev that means)
Crabs get the short end of the stick, and still manage to come out ahead
Leos wonder if they ever really knew you…
Sagittarius… what is the meaning of home?
Geminis a new world to achieve in….
and PISCES?
The highs and and the lows baby,
MAGIC PURE MAGIC
For Neptune in Pisces, everyone remember:
ART SAVES LIVES
big LOVE
XoX
This time, art will have to save the life of the biosphere and the whole global ecosystem, human creativity save creation itself, including Neptune’s Piscean home itself. A report from the leading body of marine scientists, the National Oceanographic Association that came out this past summer, said the ocean will die by 2015 if we do not get our ecological act together. Saturn in Scorpio should do that–IF we are wise enough to let the real transformation from an unsustainable to a sustainable world begin and BUILD it. Pluto Cap/Saturn Scorp: it’s a mutual reception that we are all in together that gives us planetary support for finally getting it: the thriving of humans and earth is mutual — and so is the destruction.