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Neptune, the planet of illusion and spirituality, takes 164 years to complete one cycle of the zodiac.  Currently, it is in its final degrees of Aquarius and will enter Pisces early next year.  It had a brief visit in this dreamy sign back in early April and returned to Aquarius by early August.  This imaginative planet will be in its own sign, Pisces, for the next 14 years from 4th February 2012 and will pass the torch onto Aries by the end of January 2026.
As a Pisces, I should welcome this ingress.  After all, living under the current waves of economic turmoil, turning to spirituality of some form does help the soul to escape and get some inner peace and healing; as is developing compassion and exercise the act of kindness to those in need.  However, it’s not that

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Star Struck » The Daily Planets

December 30th, 2011 @ 5:00 pm by Star Struck

Feeling a little feisty, but don’t know what to do with yourself? Mad as hell, but no idea how to release your anger? Welcome to the Moon in Pisces making an opposition to Mars in Virgo. This energy adds to any lingering effects of yesterday’s Solar conjunction with Pluto. Like all things though, this is [...]

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Lady Gaga in 2010Lady Gaga in 2010

The outrageous Lady Gaga is being sued by a former personal assistant for putting, well, outrageous demands on the amount of time and range of duties foisted on the hapless assistant. The assistant was paid a measley $75,000 per year for duties ranging from handing Gaga towels in the bathroom to managing the fashion diva’s wardrobe. The assistant claims that she wasn’t given breaks or at times, time to sleep and that she is owed over $380,000 dollars in overtime.

People who work for you are sixth house matters, but there is one problem in discussing this in Lady Gaga’s chart. We don’t know her birth time. Though there are several birth times bandied about on the internet, no one in particular seems reliable.

So what is to be done? Rectification! Under the…

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The most important events of 2011were: February (Arab Spring revolutions), March 11 (Japan earthquake and tsunami, with nuclear disaster in following week), March 19 (start of Libyan war), UK riots (6-10 August), and along the entire year the Euro crises, Occupy protests and the Syrian civil war.

My predictions for 2011 (you can read them here) had the most key dates around 10 and 18-21 March (it was the Japanese disaster and Libya war), 2-4 and 18-22 April (nothing happened), 17-21 Jun (nothing happened), 3-11 August (the UK riots), 24-26 September (nothing happened). An overall 57% of the predicted dates had some historical event happening.
In March, I was right about the dates around 10th and 18-21st, when the Japanese disaster happened. I even said ” At least, we will see some DISRUPTIONS for large groups of people”.
I

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Today’s stream (of consciousness):

Meditation on Sun conjunct Pluto and how you should/could vomit it and again this was something I was tweeting (more and more I like Twitter).

Pluto: the slow burn a.k.a. Things Fall Apart

BUT, hear me out: The Sun threw its light on Pluto in that it was the Sun moving closer to Pluto to make the conjunction thus… illumination!

And this means/meant you can/could FINALLY see how Pluto operates in your chart/life (transiting or natal). 

Still, today’s Sun Pluto conjunction made me want to vomit. See, Pluto is the Great Purge! The Great Cleanse! Pluto transits and YOU LOSE.

Wherever Pluto is transiting for you, there will be power struggle, intensity, longing and obsession, death and change and new babies born in that house of your chart. Metaphorical babies everywhere! And maybe a real one or…

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To put it very simple, it is in 2012 that the first big events start, that will become much more intense by late 2013 and 2014, and develop over the rest of the decade.

2012 is the definitive end of the world as we know it, not by disasters but by a decaying world order, and that “end of the world” continues afterwards. It will be a bolt year, and exciting, with plenty of events happening, shocking and creating revolution around the world.

I am not sure yet if the two big events I predict will start in 2012 or 2013 – they will be happening in 2013 – but we will see the very beginnings of them, in July 2012 and November 2012.

Revolt, large social unrest event in July 2012
2012 will include probably the first full blown

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My husband has come to the conclusion that it’s not possible to speak to women. He says if you say anything to them they get the wrong idea. For example, if a man says anything even remotely nice, the woman will get the idea the man is interested in her.
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Read the rest of Men Who Avoid Talking To Woman To Avoid Trouble Of All Kinds (142 words)

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I recently received a comment on an old (2006) post of mine on the artist Georgia O’Keeffe. That post was more than a tad ragged, but in those days I was new to blogging and to Blogger. I believe I can do a little better now; so – an improved offering:Georgia O’Keeffe born 15 November 1887, Sun Prairie, Wisconsin – time unknown. If I had been unable to find Georgia O’Keeffe’s birth data, I could

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satori on ElsaElsa » Mars And Pitching Fits

December 30th, 2011 @ 5:07 am by satori on ElsaElsa

bristleboardI was recently asked if I threw things when angry. I used to, but I got over it. I got over it in one day, in fact, the day I had to clean a whole pot of spaghetti off the wall and the floor. In my young womanhood I threw steel-tipped darts, beer bottles and probably other things I don’t remember. I have Scorpio Mars in the third house (Mercury-ruled), quick and dirty action, but it aspects Saturn and I can control myself, if I choose to. To paraphrase a popular liquor ad: I may not always throw things, but when I do, I like to throw them at people’s private parts.

Do you throw things? What’s up with your Mars?

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Auntie Moon » 2011 in Review ~ Rate Your Planets

December 30th, 2011 @ 5:06 am by Auntie Moon

We’ve all had to endure a year of the punk planets in Cardinal signs. I’ve yet to run into anybody giddy enough to say, Oh, this has been one of my favorite years EVER! I mean, come on, it was pretty tough on everyone. We’re all a little cranky. But even though it’s been a rough year, we [...]

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