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As a Pisces, I should welcome this ingress. Â After all, living under the current waves of economic turmoil, turning to spirituality of some form does help the soul to escape and get some inner peace and healing; as is developing compassion and exercise the act of kindness to those in need. Â However, it’s not that…
Feeling a little feisty, but don’t know what to do with yourself? Mad as hell, but no idea how to release your anger? Welcome to the Moon in Pisces making an opposition to Mars in Virgo. This energy adds to any lingering effects of yesterday’s Solar conjunction with Pluto. Like all things though, this is [...]
The outrageous Lady Gaga is being sued by a former personal assistant for putting, well, outrageous demands on the amount of time and range of duties foisted on the hapless assistant. The assistant was paid a measley $75,000 per year for duties ranging from handing Gaga towels in the bathroom to managing the fashion diva’s wardrobe. The assistant claims that she wasn’t given breaks or at times, time to sleep and that she is owed over $380,000 dollars in overtime.
People who work for you are sixth house matters, but there is one problem in discussing this in Lady Gaga’s chart. We don’t know her birth time. Though there are several birth times bandied about on the internet, no one in particular seems reliable.
So what is to be done? Rectification! Under the…
The most important events of 2011were: February (Arab Spring revolutions), March 11 (Japan earthquake and tsunami, with nuclear disaster in following week), March 19 (start of Libyan war), UK riots (6-10 August), and along the entire year the Euro crises, Occupy protests and the Syrian civil war.
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Today’s stream (of consciousness):
Meditation on Sun conjunct Pluto and how you should/could vomit it and again this was something I was tweeting (more and more I like Twitter).
Pluto: the slow burn a.k.a. Things Fall Apart
BUT, hear me out: The Sun threw its light on Pluto in that it was the Sun moving closer to Pluto to make the conjunction thus… illumination!
And this means/meant you can/could FINALLY see how Pluto operates in your chart/life (transiting or natal).Â
Still, today’s Sun Pluto conjunction made me want to vomit. See, Pluto is the Great Purge! The Great Cleanse! Pluto transits and YOU LOSE.
Wherever Pluto is transiting for you, there will be power struggle, intensity, longing and obsession, death and change and new babies born in that house of your chart. Metaphorical babies everywhere! And maybe a real one or…
To put it very simple, it is in 2012 that the first big events start, that will become much more intense by late 2013 and 2014, and develop over the rest of the decade.
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My husband has come to the conclusion that it’s not possible to speak to women. He says if you say anything to them they get the wrong idea. For example, if a man says anything even remotely nice, the woman will get the idea the man is interested in her.
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Read the rest of Men Who Avoid Talking To Woman To Avoid Trouble Of All Kinds (142 words)
I recently received a comment on an old (2006) post of mine on the artist Georgia O’Keeffe. That post was more than a tad ragged, but in those days I was new to blogging and to Blogger. I believe I can do a little better now; so – an improved offering:Georgia O’Keeffe born 15 November 1887, Sun Prairie, Wisconsin – time unknown. If I had been unable to find Georgia O’Keeffe’s birth data, I could
I was recently asked if I threw things when angry. I used to, but I got over it. I got over it in one day, in fact, the day I had to clean a whole pot of spaghetti off the wall and the floor. In my young womanhood I threw steel-tipped darts, beer bottles and probably other things I don’t remember. I have Scorpio Mars in the third house (Mercury-ruled), quick and dirty action, but it aspects Saturn and I can control myself, if I choose to. To paraphrase a popular liquor ad: I may not always throw things, but when I do, I like to throw them at people’s private parts.
Do you throw things? What’s up with your Mars?
We’ve all had to endure a year of the punk planets in Cardinal signs. I’ve yet to run into anybody giddy enough to say, Oh, this has been one of my favorite years EVER! I mean, come on, it was pretty tough on everyone. We’re all a little cranky. But even though it’s been a rough year, we [...]![]()