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Lisa Irwin(True Crime and Astrology) Much has been made of the cell phones that were found missing at Lisa Irwin’s home the night she disappeared from her crib. Police attempts to locate Lisa or the cell phones have hit a dead end. Lisa’s parents decline separate interviews with the police.

Most frustrating are the shifting stories of Lisa’s parents. At first we were told Deborah Bradley, Lisa’s mother, last checked on the child at 10:30 PM. Then after video was displayed on national media of Deborah buying a box of wine, she recanted that story, saying she put Lisa, a child supposedly suffering from a cold, at bed at 6:40 PM, and then drinking enough wine that she went to bed so drunk she couldn’t remember the details of the night.

Deborah Bradley was untruthful in her initial statements to police.…

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Don’t Panic. Here’s a concept that a girl can get behind, especially in regards to the wild times we’ve been having lately. For those of you not familiar with The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series (and in my humble opinion the films are rubbish–read the books), the premise of the series is to detail the zany adventures of an oddly matched crew as they cruise round the universe. The Guide is a Lonely Planet but for the entire cosmos, and like any good shoestring travel guide has recommendations for smooth travel. Carry a towel, for instance, and, written on the cover: Don’t Panic (first rule of the road).

As a young adult I loved these absurdist British books. One of my favorite images was the happy planet on the cover (I even silk-screened it onto a sweatshirt…

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From my weekly newsletter (sent tomorrow):

“We’ve got quite a set-up out on Thursday. You’ll be sensitized as the Moon in Pisces conjuncts Chiron and Neptune.  Meanwhile, Venus and Pluto form an exact conjunction in Capricorn – see the Transit Watch – Kiss Of Death. On top of that, Mars in Virgo squares the Sun in Sagittarius so people are going to blurt and blow their mouth off for sure…”

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ElsaElsa » What Else Horrifies You?

November 30th, 2011 @ 8:40 am by ElsaElsa

I realize some are  horrified by my boasting or overt nature in general.  The thing is, I have this Mars Mercury conjunction in my chart along various other things and I was just not born not to bleat!  Some people are designed to make more noise than others. We just make a lot of racket while other people make none at all.

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Mercury is in detriment in Sagittarius, retrograding towards collision with advancing Mars in Virgo. This is terribly complicated but suffice to say, minds with clash under this aspect.

Some will go to war over information which may be misinformation so I highly advice checking things twice before you launch that missile!

We do have a grand trine in earth and Sun Saturn trine so it’s possible to work thing out. Problem is, many have no desire to work things out and I say, keep your head down out there, and a cool head if possible.

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Tracys Astro Salon » Truth has a way….

November 30th, 2011 @ 5:17 am by Tracys Astro Salon

 

Last week on New Moon I wrote:

In July, Uranus in Aries got very close to a square with Pluto in Capricorn. The gridlock in Washington spoke to the frustrations as one planet was demanding quick change and another planet was demanding something slow. Revolution versus evolution. Aries takes no hostages and is a warrior on all tasks; Capricorn is cautious and holds on to status quo. They almost squared each other but then they drifted and Uranus went back to the wood shed and whittled. Now on this Sag lunar cycle, Uranus turns direct and begin its journey to a big showdown with Pluto (June and September 2012). Of course, Pluto has been doing his own work in Capricorn and we will feel the tension grow in the coming months. Hypocrites will certainly be exposed more and more.

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What are you passionate about? What really gets your heart racing, your soul stirring, your spirit crying for more? Today is a good day to contemplate this. It may, in fact, be a day where you are in the throes of ardor, and yet there’s a semblance of objectivity, of distance, that can also help you to frame and better understand what’s piquing it and how to express it to your fullest abilities.

What has me say this? The Moon is in perspective-yielding Aquarius as we come towards tomorrow’s exact conjunction between relationship-driven Venus and smoldering, transformative Pluto.

Astro-Atlas*
5:36 am: Moon (Aquarius) sextile Mercury (Sagittarius)
10:37 pm: Moon (Aquarius) trine Saturn (Libra)

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Pluto in Capricorn; City of eternal night.

The Moon and Venus were just in Capricorn. Venus slowly approaching Pluto. It’s time for us to review where we are with this titanic, monolithic, baphomertic, Plutonian beast now three-years deep into our social DNA . Ironically, I started this blog during the late degrees of Sagittarius, right around 28 degrees, just three degrees off my natal Jupiter and on the cusp of my 2nd House. However, it would be in the early degrees of Pluto in Cap where it would really take off. So in many ways, this blog is intrinsically linked to the goat from the underworld.

Pluto in Cap has been an intense journey into the bowels of my 2nd house. Its dredged up fears about survival and isolation. Early on in Pluto in Cap, I had a lover whose…

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O Lightning » Perfume Newsflash

November 30th, 2011 @ 5:00 am by O Lightning

Oh MY GOODNESS!!!!!!

It turns out divine, insane, magic, boutique perfumery Strange Invisible Perfumes
has Zodiac Perfumes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What?!!???!!!

How deeply and ardently do I want to smell all twelve!
Can you tell I <3 perfume?

According to an article in The Spiel by Claire Butler

Alexandra Balahoutis in 2000, has launched a limited edition fragrance collection inspired by the cosmos. And these new odeurs are way heavenly.

“I see the constellations of the zodiac as a palette of twelve mysterious essences,” said Balahoutis. “Like botanical essences, their content is complex and elusive.”

Having consulted world-renowned aromatherapist and author Mindy Green, she selected ingredients that echo, honor and balance the essences of each governing constellation.

“We all have more than one sign,” Balahoutis added. “I think there is an overt and fascinating correlation between the

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A few days ago, I started this thread on the boards: Under The Scorpio Moon – Deepest Secrets.  I said I was sitting on a secret like a chicken sitting on an egg and I was uncomfortable because I am not very chicken-like.  Sue Ellen said she didn’t want to know anyone’s secrets and I thought it was interesting.

I agreed with her.  You can be quite burdened with a person’s secret but other secrets open doors. Some secrets illuminate things and expand a person.

I think I could go ten years on one good secret.  It’s the first door you’re stuck on see? Once someone unlocks it for you, there is often a trove of doors.  Chances are some of the doors will lead to treasure you’d never have been able to access had someone not shared their…

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