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So this amazingly Luxe video should absolutely be considered porn for Capricorns.
Taurus will probably dig it too. Beautiful fabrics, tangible signs of wealth, an obvious devotion to success and all it’s trappings, expressing your artistic genius to the fullest,
even Virgo is gonna get a little hott looking at all these details SO just right…
But truly, I think it is the sheer deliberateness of the video that elevates this cut to Earth Sign Nirvana.
Doesn’t it look like with each thing she does, she meant to do that?
And the Name of the video is CHARACTER.
Holy f**k! What could be more Capricorn that that?
“Who are you, in the face of disappointment? Where is your character, the one who keeps you going…”
Thanks Mara! That’s our question for today.
Capricorn Moon Today Yall..
“Who are you, when heavy weather is blowing…”
don’t give up kittens!
Love YOU!
XoX
p.s.
a little sluthing reveals that Mara has a Taurus Moon, and Mars, Uranus, Saturn,
and Neptune in you guessed it, THE MIGHTY SEAGOAT!
Capricorn all the way…
love you!