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The Oxford Astrologer » Mercury and Uranus Share a Joke
September 26th, 2011 @ 3:10 pm by The Oxford Astrologer
My partner makes me laugh – a lot. He has Mercury, the trickster, and Uranus, an even zanier fellow, conjunct on his Ascendant. Today he sent me two emails.
The first contained a link to the Tate gallery in London. To get it click here.
The second contained this message (which I feel may have a significant impact on our relationship.)
“From now on the glass of water on my bedside table will be called:Run Rabbit/Pelican Crossing
Analysing the spatial and metatextual connections between a 1942 NAAFI barndance in Bedford and contemporary pedestrian management systems.This work can only properly be experienced by me when I am asleep.
A 340-page manifesto and manual accompanies the pieceSold to Charles Saatchi for £93747364.”
