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ElsaElsa » Voice Of Mars: “Gettin’ Kind Of Itchy”
August 31st, 2011 @ 5:19 pm by ElsaElsa
From 2008. The graphic is from Cafepress and my husband has it on a shirt.
“Yeah, I went into Walgreens wearing this shirt people looked at me in my glasses and say, wonder if that hog can do anything,” he said. I laughed.
“Yeah, they wonder if a hog like me can do anything; reminds of the time in college where I knocked the captain of the football team on his ass. I mean I knocked the piss out of him. Knocked him right out of his chair onto the floor and knocked one of his buddies too. Big dudes these were, no one could believe it. You know the football players ate the Gods around there.” (swearing below the break)
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