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Live_Fast_Die_Young_Rebel_Without_A_Cause.0Hi Elsa,

I’m 31 years old. I’ve noticed that for people around my age, Saturn is coming up on our natal Uranus. For me, it’s in my 10th house — for my boyfriend, it’s in his 7th. What can you say about this transit?

When I think about it, I think of a kettle that’s been on the stove and when it boils, it screams! (AKA when Saturn conjuncts!) I am afraid of a lot of things. I’m afraid my boyfriend will suddenly leave me. I’m afraid I’ll suddenly JUST HAVE ENOUGH (!!!) at work, or that I’ll be fired. I know we have free will but doesn’t Saturn represent outside things and things that we can’t control? How to cope with this?

Uranus Freak

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ElsaElsa » I Always Choose Bad Men…

February 5th, 2016 @ 12:25 pm by ElsaElsa

capricorn goat betsy johnsonI wrote this for a client who has identified her pattern of choosing men who treat her badly…

“If you frame this as an addiction, you won’t be far off. I used to go to margarita night when I was young. Two drinks, I would feel GREAT. The third drink; I would drink half it and then promptly vomit. I didn’t have to vomit that many times before I learned to quit at two drinks!

I have Capricorn, like you. I don’t want to be embarrassed. To continue to choosing men like this would be embarrassing?(…)
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suicideHi, Elsa.

Went through your post about overcoming fear of death. I, somehow, find death an easy alternative of pain that life may have brought. I have been suicidal from ever since I was a teenager. I attempted when I was 14, 17, 24, 27,27. Of which last three attempts severely affected my body leading to long hospitalization. I survived ’em all miraculously.

Each of the time it felt like a new birth and I decided to not to do it again. But ended up repeating in a new situation that somehow had roots in my childhood. What in astrology can describe suicidal tendencies? A kind of desperation to escape life?

Perennially Suicidal

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sun-moon-e1418948682290Friday night Venus makes its exact conjunction to Pluto in Capricorn with the Moon close on its heels. All three square Uranus and sextile Mars as Capricorn Mercury further along in the sign trines Jupiter in Virgo. The week’s buildup pays off with sweet, sweet release. And there will be plenty to shout about. (…)
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David Bowie’s occult death, Blackstar, Binary Suns, Planet X, and now the 9th Planet, all moving through the orbits of inner space. In the realm of the symbolic it adds up to duality and the end of the times we are dwelling in. 2016, the “Nine Year,” Bowie dying at 69, the sign of Cancer, nines inverted. Hendrix, ponders what if a six turned out to be a nine? Jimi passed away on 9/18, nine and nine again.

In Baseball, there’s only nine innings. You get three outs per inning and a total of 27 (9) in the entire game.

There are nine players on the field.

Bases are 90 feet apart.

Baseball is Persephone’s sport and while the America’s past time isn’t officially associated with goddess of death and resurrection, she ascends from the underworld with the arrival of …

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ElsaElsa » Astrology Newsletter – Free For All!

February 4th, 2016 @ 10:53 am by ElsaElsa

Elsa panizzonI publish an astrology-themed newsletter, a few times a week.

Here’s some of what’s coming up:

  • New Moon in Aquarius – What Constitutes An Attack?
  • Seven Year Itch – Re-up Or Detach?
  • I Admit This Isn’t Very Sexy…
  • Valentine’s Day (Misery) Weekend?

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battery cablesHi, Elsa

Uranus will oppose my Sun (and Mars too as they are conjunct). I am concerned: will all hell break loose. Will I go nuts? Is there an upside to this opposition? Any way I can prepare for this?


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lizard on booksThursday morning the Sagittarius Moon squares Sadge ruler Jupiter in Virgo then makes no fresh aspects through the rest of the sign. Bouncy! Bouncy good, bouncy bad… it’s high powered mood stuff. Mercury in cardinal Capricorn trines Jupiter, so take advantage of that earthy flow and control your mind and peripherally your mood. It can be a good bounce. (…)
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ElsaElsa » Why Are People Struggling in 2016?

February 3rd, 2016 @ 12:42 pm by ElsaElsa

virusHi Elsa!

In the past few months you have often mentioned how many people seemed to be struggling one way or another – I know I certainly have been! What’s the general astrology? Is it the Saturn-Neptune square, Saturn in Sagittarius – or is there something more to it?

Thanks for all you do!
Questioning in California

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flowersWe’ve all had the experience where we shop for something online (like patio furniture) and then we’re hit with a barrage of ads.  I don’t think this kind of advertising is that effective.  Nine times out of ten, I’ve already made the purchase before the ads arrive.

I bought an elliptical a few weeks ago. I’ve seen thousands of ads for the them since and then today it changed.

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